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    Sick leave

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy", then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who is blond) asked me what I was doing.

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

    I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When my co-worker (the blond) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where to you think you're going?!"

    (You're gonna love this..)


    She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

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    Hahahahahahahaaha! Cough! Hack!

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    hello.
    thank you for sharing.
    lol.

    its really very funny.

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    Wow what a funny post. I really like your post. I am enjoying a lot after reading your post. Thanks for sharing such a nice post.

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    Unfortunately if I tried that, I'd be considered the "normal" one.

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    Hahahahaha after some days i have to give some exams but my boss is not agree to give me leaves, i am going to try this one, hope my boss will inspire and give me some leaves, thanks man.

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    Wow very funny post. Thanks for sharing I enjoy it very much after reading your post.

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    I really like your post. Thanks for sharing.

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    hahahahahhahahahaha killing leave.

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    hahaha, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I wish my office was more like that it is just too boring here!

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