Will I live to see 80?

[JPnyc]

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

[roban]

That's a riot. Except for drinking I do all the rest.

[DMuse]

That's a bit depressing -- now I realize that I may as well die tomorrow. :-)

[JPnyc]

come on Dan, at least wait till after payday.

[HelenBuggd]

-lol- Very nice joke. After I read the barbecue part, I thought to myself, "Man, I really hope this is a joke!"