A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down
A road when they hear a voice call from behind a
Sand-dune. "One Australian soldier is better than ten
Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of
His best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle
Breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out, "One Australian is better than
A hundred Taliban soldiers." Furious, the Taliban
Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
And instantly a huge gunfight commences. After
10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Australian voice calls out, "One Australian is better than
One thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander
Musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the
Dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
As a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
The dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men, its a trap......
There's two of them."