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    You can't fool a blonde

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and, one night, he's doing a show in a small town in Tasmania.

    With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

    Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... pathetically all in the name of humour!"

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!"

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    lol
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    I once gave a blonde a penny for her thoughts. She was puzzled as to how to give change.
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    lol I hadn't heard that one yet.

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    I'd be offended, but I'm a red head (at the moment - that could change at any time )

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    I hear ya! I could be offended, but I'm bald and that's probably not changing anytime soon . lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggo4th View Post
    lol I hadn't heard that one yet.
    Doh! You mean you hadn't heard it before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by C0ldf1re View Post
    Doh! You mean you hadn't heard it before?
    Haha indeed. Good call!

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