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  1. 05-21-2010, 01:28 AM #1
    roban
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    A Royal Incident

    President Bush arrived by Air Force One at Heathrow and walked to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

    They were driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they changed to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.

    They continued on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all was going well.

    Suddenly, the right rear horse let fly with the most horrendous
    earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shook the coach.

    The smell was atrocious...but the two dignitaries of state did their best to ignore the incident.

    The Queen turned to Bush saying, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

    Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
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  2. 05-21-2010, 01:46 PM #2
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