Jump or Not

[roban]

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blond at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blond looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blond was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."


Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."


Bob took the money...

[jamith]

LoL.....

Blond is just awesome make my laugh simply but I respect for his feeling that he have hope that he will not jump again even though he knew it before.

This is call positive HOPE. Like this very much.

[lentrepot]

I don't get the joke well but I appreciate how optimistic and a positive thinker the blonde girl is.

[The Old Sarge]

I don't get the joke well but I appreciate how optimistic and a positive thinker the blonde girl is.

Ummmm ... She thought the late news was another story about the same guy doing it again rather than a repeat of the previous story ...