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Thread: A Case For Depression

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    A Case For Depression

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land !

    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.
    I had to press 1 for English.

    I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal…... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

    Folks, we're screwed

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    Amen

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