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    Can you get married in heaven?

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.
    They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
    St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

    The couple sat and waited and waited. Two months passed and the couple still waited. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all? 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'

    After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven.'"
    "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'"
    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

    "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "

    `OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here!

    Do you people have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!"

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    LOL

    A bit irreverent perhaps but funny as hell. lol
    The Old Sarge

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    It is truth and love and it is always there For life or for death

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    Haha, I love that joke. Haven't heard it in a while

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    Hahah very funny, thanks for sharing

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    great joke! marriage can be a real hell sometimes

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    I've that! Isn't married in second life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elias1010 View Post
    Oh.... it's a lawyer joke LOL!
    It's a bit of a lawyer joke and a priest joke. None the less great great joke happy new years all

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    If romance may be the most wonderful thing we can experience how people but once we are in heaven, he would not be anywhere near the experience joy in the presence of God. It's hard for us to imagine the sky and how it would be, but we can be sure that it will be happiness beyond human understanding, want or need.

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    That was totally fun and hilarious joke that I read today. LOL.

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    Great very funny still can't stop my laugh coz my uncle and aunt both are lawyer and their clients are always facing this trouble. They can't find them when they really need them..Lol....

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    This is first funny post i have seen here...... lol.

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    LOL hahaha

    It made me laugh Very much like it!

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